scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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