whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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