i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
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Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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