Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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