I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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