He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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