I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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