NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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