hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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