Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
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If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
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He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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