I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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