Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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