apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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