So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
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Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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