I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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