? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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