But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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