I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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