He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Is it penis luge time yet?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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