My room smells like vodka and shame
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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