Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Randomize
