how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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