Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
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I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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