Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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