Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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