a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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