is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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