SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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