I cockslap morals
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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