So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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