North Korea, Best Korea!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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