After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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