I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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