OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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