I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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