DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
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