Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
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Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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