I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my being single is dangerous.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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