i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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