Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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