i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm too high and old for this...
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