How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.