: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
My Sexting was not on an AP level