I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
you're hired as official boob wrangler