Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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