I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
i think im in europe. pls send help
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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