Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
honey bunches of taint.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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