Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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