In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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