This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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