girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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