Porn is love you can see.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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