Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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