so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
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