I want to walk on stilts...naked
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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