Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I didn't shave. On purpose
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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