We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i think i have herpe
just one?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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