I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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