Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
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I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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