I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I am full of burrito and curiosity
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
She told me I should be a condom model.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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