How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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