i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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