Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
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I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk