Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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